Learn Some Portion Control, and You’ll Have Better Sex

Thank you, Captain Obvious….

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But seriously, this should be a no-brainer for any college student possessing even half of mental faculties not tainted by weed or booze, but just for the sake of information, let’s break down the science here:

Apparently the researchers of Pennington Biomedical Research Center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, wanted to prove the obvious truth of the fact by gathering more than 100 healthy couples, splitting them into two groups: Calorie restricted, and Calorie free. That means one group can pig out, and the other can’t. This test lasted for two years straight as each couple reported everything from sex drive to stress and even sleep. And here’s the skinny on it —

The Calorie restricted group reported better mood, less stress, better sleep, and even better sex. Interesting. Apparently the loss of about 10% body weight contributed to more nookie. So what does that tell you? Let’s illustrate:

fat person

Do you want sex right now? ….I didn’t think so.