Apparently, If You Want A Natural Busty Woman, You Go To One Of These Top 15 Countries

This study might shock you given how prevalent cosmetic surgery is in many countries, namely our own (right?). Lots of American women want the perkier tatas for obvious reasons: they want to fit the dresses, they want Channing Tatum. Whatever. But did you know the Journal of Female Health Sciences has just proven that these are the top 15 countries where a busty woman might live in? Check it out.

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Notice something awesome about this list? That’s right: the U.S. of f*ckin’ A is at the TOP OF THE DAMN LIST. That means we’ve got some chicks with natural t*ts walking around more here than in Brazil. Of course, we’re sure the list is tainted with those chicks constantly mowing down McDonald’s every day and getting obese since usually the weight gain’s proportional with how big those breasts are. But who cares — the United States has the biggest racks in the world! Let’s celebrate!