There are a lot of ways to get some weird boners. But this guy must be so confused on what to do. Obviously he won’t be getting anything from his girlfriend anytime soon, so I sense a break-up in their future. He was just about to get a lap dance, and that sounds great right?
What I forgot to mention was his girlfriend was about 15 feet away and she came in and trucks the stripper to the ground and pulls him away. That my friends would be an #InstantBreakUp
Also wtf was up with that DJ? Did he forget to hit next?