Florida Woman Tries To Cut Dude With Hatchet After Refusing To Have Sex With Her

I just don’t get it: with a little bit of primping up, some hair curlers, makeup, high heels and a low-cut cleavage shirt, Miss Leslie Mills shouldn’t have had any problems getting laid this past Wednesday night, but apparently the market for a dude was so tough that she sort of lost it. It didn’t help that she was caught up a bit too much on the booze either….

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How did she lose it, you say? Simple. She came home that night, drunk, dressed in just a bathrobe, and started ‘harassing’ some man in the same dwelling. Now call me crazy — but a lady inĀ just a bathrobe isn’t hard to come by, but apparently this guy wasn’t buying what she was selling, and she didn’t take it well: she took a hatchet and chased him into the bathroom where she rammed herself into the door like X-Men’s Juggernaut and had the weapon forcibly removed from her grasp. The man fled, called 911, and Mills was brought in on aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, a felony, and a misdemeanor with a $5.5K bond.

Imagine if the guy succumbed to this sexual advance. It would be Fatal Attraction 2.0. Eat your heart out, Glenn Close.