Guess What: You Might End Up On An ISIS Kill List And Not Even Know It

We spit at danger, yes. SPIT. And so what if the FBI mentioned that this particular ISIS f*ckhead on FoxNews.com practically identified 12K Canadian residents with addresses and phone numbers, labeling them as dead on a proclaimed kill list. We’re ready for you, b*tches. Come at me.

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These supposed hit lists will be, of course, random, with no names given. So whenever we see another ISIS broadcast, they’ll keep upping the number and targeting those helpless individuals (maybe you, maybe me) until we’re all dead.

Fair enough. But you know what? We can just call this guy and end you f*ckers for life. As-salamu alaykum.