Kareem Abdul-Jabbar had chest pains in LA (probably from watching Laker re-runs)

According to TMZ, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was rushed to the hospital with chest pains this morning, which caused panic, as Doctors scrambled to find equipment for his watermelon sized heart. (Seriously though, his heart valves are probably the width of a tube of toothpaste).

Lucky for Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (who has the same legal name of the genie in ‘Aladin’), a passerby called 911 and tried explaining that the former center had taken a charge from a ghost, but the dispatch then informed him it may have been a heart attack (freaken science, am I right?).

Kareem is said to be in better spirits right now, even though his condition is unknown. Here’s to him getting better and doing the titanic with Bruce Lee, oh wait….