We’re Wondering Why A Naked Guy Thought It Was Cool To Terrorize Times Square In This Video

Well, he didn’t exactly “terrorize” Times Square. We retract that statement (hehehe, “retract”). Just sort of “distracted” Times Square from its regular going-on as one Wesley Ahlgren filmed the whole thing on Periscope. Check it out. NSFW, just so you know:

We just don’t get it. Horse tranquilizers, maybe? Maybe quaaludes are back in? Who knows…. All we know is this dude according to CBS New York was yelling out “I am Mother Earth” and going on and on about Donald Trump. Man, what a statement. Thankfully authorities took him to the hospital for not only a warm bath (as you can see his peeper was definitely leading the way) but a psych eval.